Big Dick- Michael Bailey Smith
Ex-Dallas Cowboy and military assassin, currently starring
as the redneck gas station clerk who has the pleasure
of selling Ho Ho's and American Spirits to Happy the Hippy
on daddy's credit card.
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Father Robert- Thomas Garner
Extremely homosexual Baptist preacher whose stirring and
inspirational sermon revs the bloodthirsty sportsmen up
into a psychotic flurry. And he's got the big-style hots
for Count Nugent!
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Moonshine- Rye Acosta
Lungs full of pot-smoke since age 13, complemented with
a sweet ass and cute little tits, makes for the ultimate
hippy Goddess. She doesn't speak much, but that is best
for all involved.
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Dougie the Bartender- Brian Russell
His shirt really says it all. Everyday after his Jazzercise
workout, Dougie the Bartender high-tales it over to Nuge's
hunt lodge where he serves frosty beers to thirsty sportsmen.
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