Writers- Boyd Carlisle and Fritz Jünker

Boyd really likes the headset on his phone and his .22 caliber rifle, Nutmeg. Boyd had to sell Nutmeg to make rent in Indiana. I really like my headset and sending disturbing letters to the mayor of Des Moines, Iowa. I haven't had to sell anything until recently. This film has made me a very poor man.

Boyd and I were driving back from the 2001 Sundance Festival. We decided we had an obligation to the American filmgoer.  There was a lot of roadkill between Salt Lake and San Francisco. I moved to Santa Cruz to infiltrate the Neo-Hippie population. Boyd moved to a farm in Indiana to bail hay.

This film was written in a drunken stupor.

Fritz Jünker (Writer/Producer/Actor) was born in Iowa in 1976. He eats a burrito a day because that is the only food available in Santa Cruz. Jünker has a mail order doctoral degree in TV/VCR repair from Waterson College in St. Louis.

Boyd Carlisle (Writer) was born in 1975 in the same town as Jünker. He now lives in Bloomington, Indiana and frightens young college girls with his whitty banter and Leonard Cohen references. He bails hay to pay for his nasty Pabst habit.